16 crazy sales ads

16 crazy sales ads

Thanks to online marketplaces like eBay anyone with internet access can trade with people from all over the world. This is very useful, for example, if you plan to do a thorough spring cleaning. Instead of throwing away unused items, you can make someone happy and even earn some money in the process.

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But because there are jokes and bizarre loners everywhere, advertisements are sometimes placed that are clearly out of the ordinary. On the internet platform reddit under the subreddit “r / CrackheadCraigslist” such advertisements that appear on the US advertisement page Craigslist published. This also includes the following sixteen sales offers, which are either not meant to be taken seriously or at least very unusual:

1. “Selling a glass table for $ 120. Would have to be built up a little. “

Some assembly required from r / CrackheadCraigslist

2. “Toilet paper seeds, $ 15.”

Damn you, coronavirus. from r / CrackheadCraigslist

3. “Lobster for sale, $ 50. I’m selling Goose, my lobster. I love him dearly, but it’s time he made a new friend. He gets along well with children and other pets. My dog ​​is a little nervous around him, but I believe with proper training, other dogs will love him as much as I wish his new owner will love him. He gets a little jittery if he doesn’t get his walk. It mainly eats small fish. However, I noticed that he likes to nibble a piece of orange as a dessert after dinner. He hates every Johnny Cash song. When he hears music from him, Goose begins to destroy everything around him. “

Selling my pet lobster. Do not UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES play him Johnny Cash from r / CrackheadCraigslist

4. “Motorized Pandemic Distance Keeper Bike, $ 999.”

Modern problems require modern solutions from r / Crackhead Craigslist

5. “I sewed the classic non-slip socks from psychiatry together to make a sweater.”

Who wants some good ol sweater traction from r / CrackheadCraigslist

6. “Motorized camping table, $ 400.”

No words necessary from r / CrackheadCraigslist

7. “Donald Trump Voodoo Doll, $ 2.99.”

Saw this on eBay, thought it belonged here. from r / CrackheadCraigslist

8. “MacBook Pro, slight scratches, $ 800.”

MacBook Pro minor blemishes from r / CrackheadCraigslist

9. “Hit me to impress your girl, $ 250: Does your partner think you’re a pushover? Prove her wrong by slapping me in the face. I come everywhere and I get to work on your girlfriend / wife. Then you give me that old Marty McFly punch in the face and stretch me to the ground. Half is paid in advance, the other after we have pulled off our show. “

I’d get punched in the face for $ 250 ngl from r / CrackheadCraigslist

10. “Star Wars TIE fighter, undercarriage. Would still need a cockpit and a new hyperspace drive. “

It’s a short range fighter, so it won’t get you out of the Milky Way, but … from r / CrackheadCraigslist

11. “Free of charge: human-sized hamster wheel. Give away a human-sized hamster wheel. Can be picked up immediately. Designed for people weighing up to 90 kg. Fully functional. Not recommended for households with small children or animals. 22 kg of shredded newspapers can also be left. I no longer want this thing in my house. If you want to see it beforehand, you can make an appointment with me this week. “

Not having this thing in my house. from r / CrackheadCraigslist

12. “The Unlimited Hand Sanitizer, $ 1.”

Perfectly balanced … from r / CrackheadCraigslist

13. “I have a door ram that a special police unit left behind in my house. Would be nice if I could sell the ram for $ 40 because I have to replace my door. “

A bargain if you ask me from r / CrackheadCraigslist

14. “Dummy bee nest, $ 30. Your electricity provider wants to turn off the juice? I make these dummies. This gives you an extra week of electricity. Lend them to your cousins. “

Fake wasp nest from r / CrackheadCraigslist

15. “Ornamental curtain made from old BIC lighters, $ 1,500. Unique piece. Is perfect as a gift for someone who already has everything. “

For someone who already has everything. from r / CrackheadCraigslist

16. “One-man sofa, $ 25.”

The item is perfectly nice, but the title is an interesting way to describe this item from r / Crackhead Craigslist

You have to come up with such ideas first! Links to other curious experiences related to shopping can be found in the following table:

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